borderlinexcrazy:

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

from the dinosaurs’ point of view, Jurassic Park is a wholesome story about a group of wild animals escaping captivity to live freely in the natural beauty of an island paradise

NATURE IS HEALING

lemonlegs4:

phantomrose96:

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting “blowing my balls up at the bomb factory” and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They’re the future and I’m on dial-up. The market’s gonna out-compete me.

funnytwittertweets:

cicidraws:

god i love how pitbulls are like

otherpens:

xiaq:

katriniac:

dearestloveliestdarcy:

Did I watch this several times?

• Yes.

Did I giggle every time?

• Also yes.

It’s what Austen would have wanted.

the ‘…buffering…’ TOOK ME THE FUCK OUT

nerdvanaxi:

yimra:

o-kurwa:

Russian car mod

Based

I guarantee that whatever car mod you expect to see going into this is not going to be what you get

stuckinapril:

i am a private person who doesn’t like talking about their life but who also compulsively overshares at any given opportunity. hope that helps

methotrex8:

randomslasher:

theindestructiblelittlemy:

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

I have read enough NASA FOIA requests to appreciate the tone of this article.

shitpostgenerator:

we are out here, creating media